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son: Daddy? How did I come into this world?
爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的?

Father: Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you anyway
哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。

SON: So why not today? Please!
拜托！为什么今天不行?

Father: OK, but listen carefully.Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus
好吧，你仔细听着！你妈和我在网咖相遇而认识，并在网咖的洗手间你妈和我使用了超链结,那时你妈从我的随身闪存下载一些资料.当我完成上传时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，就这样，九个月以后我们被一个病毒所终结。

乘客A: Excuse me, is this seat taken?
对不起，这个座位有人坐吗？

乘客B: No, I don't think so.
我想应该没有人。

乘客A: Thanks,I am waiting for the train at 9 o’clock to Shanghai.Where will you go?
谢谢，我在等9点到上海的火车，你去哪呢？

乘客B: What a coincidence! we are the same train.
真是太巧了，我们同一列火车。

Son: "Daddy?How did I come into this world?"
爸爸，我是怎么出来的？

Father: "Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway."
哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。

Son: "So why not today?Please!"
拜托！为什么今天不行？

Father: "OK,but listen carefully." "Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe.In the restrooms of that cybercafe,dad connected to mom.Mom at that time made some downloads from dad' s memorystick.When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.Since it was too late to cancel or delete,nine months later we ended up with a virus."
好吧，但你得仔细听好了。你妈和我在网咖相遇而认识，并在网咖的洗手间你妈和我使用了超链结,那时你妈从我的随身闪存下载一些资料.当我完成上传时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，就这样，九个月以后我们被一个病毒所终结。

珍妮: What`s going on? You don`t look so hot!
怎么啦?你的脸色很难看!

麦克: I have a stomachache. I think I got some bad food at lunch today.
我肚子痛得厉害!我想中午一定是吃了不干净的东西了.

珍妮: Really? But we ate at the same place. How come my stomach is fine?
会吗?我们不是在一起吃的吗.怎么我的肚子就没事呢?

麦克: You have an iron stomach! My stomach, on the other hand, isn`t as strong.
你的肠胃好.我的肠胃就不一样了.

失主: Excuse me.My bag was stolen.
你好，我的包被偷了。

警察: What kind of bag?
什么样的包？

失主: It's a small-size one,blue.
一个小包。蓝色的。

警察: What was in it?
里面有什么？