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Kevin 创建于:2013-11-3 17:17:05 收藏
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Kevin  写的日记: 笑话:我们什么也没留下
We Left Nothing
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING."
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
"THANKS!
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2014-08-13 16:40 来自:挚友网
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Kevin  写的日记: I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,   and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know.
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2014-07-23 10:45 来自:挚友网
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Kevin  写的日记: 坚持你的方向
What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your goal.
如果失败了你会怎么做?很多人可能会选择放弃。然而,要想成功,最可靠的方法就是坚持你的方向和目标。
On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your way.
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2013-11-07 14:10 来自:挚友网
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Kevin  说:
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.
A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.
Jack finished them and gave them back.
"Anything else?" The nurse asked.
"Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。
杰克填好递上表格。
"还有什么漏填的?"护士问.
"有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
2013-11-03 17:17 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
Life teaches to be less harsh with ourselves and with others.
生活教导我们对自己,对别人不要太严苛.
——哥德 Goethe
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2013-11-03 10:13 来自:挚友网
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