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云海 创建于:2013-10-26 19:33:48 收藏
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 4
Q. What washes up on very small beaches?
A. Microwaves!
Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A. A hole!
Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A. The road!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their chairs!
Q.
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2013-10-29 14:11 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
There is no such thing as a great talent without great will power.
没有伟大的意志力,便没有雄才大略。
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2013-10-28 09:42 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 3
Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!
Q.
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2013-10-28 09:22 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 2
Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. A table!
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. You crack me up!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
Q.
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2013-10-27 19:42 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 1
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A.
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2013-10-26 19:33 来自:挚友网
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无敌憨兔  写的日记: 【情景对话·校园英语】 寻找工作机会
罗斯: (Phone rings) Delta Education.
电话响了)三角洲教育.

凯西: Hello. I`m calling about the job you have advertised for a salesperson. Is it still available?
你好.我问一下你们广告上的销售员工作还招人吗?

罗斯: Yes, it is.
招人.

凯西: Well. Can you tell me something about the job?
恩.您能介绍一下这份工作吗?
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2012-01-03 20:52 来自:挚友网
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