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顾客: Can I pay by credit cards?
我可以用信用卡支付吗?

售货员: Sure.
是的.

顾客:Here you are.
给您.

售货员:OK. Would you please input your codes?(Customer inputs the codes.)Thanks. Moment please.( after a while) Would you please sign it here?
好的.请你输入您的密码好吗?(顾客输入密码.)谢谢.请稍等.您能在这里签名吗?

顾客:Certainly.
好的.

昨天看了开复老师的微博,他的化疗效果不是很好,几个指标不降反升。这里也提醒大家不要太透支自己的身体,健康信用卡可别刷爆了。

云海昨晚升级网站系统也熬到1点多,罪过罪过!

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双语笑话·啤酒是洗头用的

Beer for washing hair

Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."

两个修女外出购物,路过一家啤酒店。 其中一个修女问另外一个要不要买点啤酒喝。 那个修女回答说她是想喝,但不太敢去买。 第一个修女说她会搞定,说罢拿起一提六瓶装的啤酒,来到收银台。 看到收银员的表情有点怪,第一个修女说,“我们买啤酒是用来洗头的。” 收银员,眼皮都没有眨一下,把手伸进柜台下面,拿出一包椒盐饼干放到装啤酒的袋子里面,说“嘿,卷发器可不能少!”

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