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(爆笑)接待小姐的8级英语

昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:"Hello?"外国人:"Hi."

前台小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什么事?)

外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么)

外国人:"Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗)

前台小姐:"You yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go."(你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你)

外国人:"Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗)

前台小姐:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊,安静点,你到底有什么事)

老外:"I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈)

前台小姐:"Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在,明再来吧)


2013-10-22 10:35 来自:挚友网
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